XI award ceremony for the dubious achievements in show business "Silver Shoe" on 27 June in the theater instead of "Moscow Operetta Theatre." For the traditional pre-party outside was Kopevsky Lane, who has worked with many guests only. Touch each other with their elbows go outside Andrei Makarevich, Vladimir Vishnevsky, Vasily Utkin, Pavel Astakhov, Garik Sukachev, Yuri Stoyanov, Boris Moiseev, Alexey Kortnev, Amina Zaripova, Artemy Troitsky, Sergey Zverev, Mark Rudi Stein, Eugene Margulis, Leonid Volodarsky, Mitja Fomin, Yuri Grymov, Tina Kandelaki, Sergey Mazaev Maxim Dunajewski Natalia Andreichenko Kirill Serebrennikov, Pyotr Aven, Valentin Yudashkin, Ksenia Sobchak, Evelyn Bledans Alexander Gafin, Tigran Keosayan Alena Apina Irate Alexander, Catherine of Waldeck-Gechmen Inna Malikova, Vladimir Matetskiy, Konstantin Eremenko, Olga Shelest, Oksana Robsky, Aurora, Katya Lel, Yana Rudkovskaya, Yegor Konchalovsky, Lyudmila Narusova, Stanislav Sadalsky Vladimir Tishkov, Vladimir Solovyov, Boris Bogdan Titomir Grachevsky, Andrew Zhitinkin, Maria Malinowska, Juliana Zeitlin, Arkady Yining, Guzman brothers, Timothy, Alex, Alexei Mitrofanov, Nadia Tale, Anastasia, Amalia, Andrei Malakhov, Ildar tank and many others. No invitations were not allowed in the alley, but entertain passers-employed "Silver Rain" people with posters on the topic of the day: "Anna Semenovich - pride rosSISkoy pop," "animal, be a man," "Who did not play in" Jar " - an idiot "" We demand kinonizatsii Gosha Kutsenko "," Resnick was driving across the river, see Resnick: in the river - the Greek. " The ceremony began in the format of reporting and re-election of the shareholders of OAO "Silver Shoe". "Chairman" Andrey Fomin in his report with specific intonation Putin announced that closed two of its five-year term and he leaves. Here on stage jumped Ksenia Sobchak, pleads Fomin stay. This type of pokochevryazhilsya but quickly agreed when, as the last argument Ksenia A. was joined with her Evelyn Bledans sang a song to the tune of "Three happy days." Andrew so deep that to the delight of spectators kissed Young dancers moved into the navel. But even to a third term "chairman" made elected lead the ceremony, came up to him and Ivan Alexander Tsekalo Urgant identified themselves as members of those who have just bought a majority stake in the "Silver Shoe". Fomin screaming that his chosen people, had no effect on any of the new leadership, and she eagerly began distribution galoshes. First Tsekalo and Urgant announced the name change of the term premium "doubtful" for the word "doubt", "humble Baskov Volochkova Petrosian and everyone can and you try to be proud of them." - And proposed to focus on the positive. As a result, "Silver Shoe" was reminiscent of a million other ceremonies of Ivan Urgant performed (say, some of the jokes, specified in the script, was improvisation trail) - but for its price, and the people began to volunteer leave. Writers Prize - "Quartet" - the tradition is not practical note all major cultural, social and political events of the year, which was reflected in the nominations, if not, the musical numbers. In "opens up an abyss, full of stars or Zvezdets crept unnoticed" won (a) "replaces the NTV Leonid Parfenov," Zaza Napoli, before svezheotkrytyh other "stars" - Bob Greek, Stella Gianni and Julia Kovu. "We wanted to listen to music over the Internet Julia" I am ", - said Alexander Tsekalo - and what do we find?" On the screens a few pictures of the sexy photo shoot of woman Ahonkova has taken, including with flowers between her legs. "How interesting Julia holding a bouquet", - said Ivan Urgant. "As long as you agree, we will be the winners," - said the leader inviting transvestite Zaza that (th) voluntarily (a) was for "galoshes" and attacked (a) Tsekalo. "Alexander, do not worry, it's disguised as a man," - warned Ivan, and was happy and positive we have the new format Award. ", Congratulations, and she's beautiful ... and he was." Category "Secular tin or scandals, scandals and Kandelaki" won the last one, that is, Tina Kandelaki. However, the nomination was formulated as a "traffic accident in Nice" and Tina triumphant speech, complained avarice oligarchs and has not clarified whether it was in the "Ferrari" of Suleiman Kerimov or not. Meanwhile, the incident has become a cause for jokes, such as "treat pigs in the fire", "Rush on, goodbye." Against competitors such as the arrest of Mikhail Prokhorov, Roman Abramovich and divorce Serdyuchkinu Prokhorov also focused killer funny musical number of "Mr. X" Emmerich Kalman, ending bitter words. "No more urine in the overseas territories, always be in Sochi - my destiny" The following winners for "galoshes" could not get out because the nomination, "not one year, or at the wrong time, wrong place", was dedicated to the officials. In the dispute between the EGAIS ban gay parade ban "Borat" and to take a resolution of furniture dealer, the Office of Defense Ministers of the unachieved computer program for six months after leaving Russia without a quality alcohol. A theme of the star - victims of domestic violence - in the music room Amalia Belyaeva and Nonna Grishaeva "PR in the face," addressed to the tune of "Jag-Jag": "to nose tests, eye, kick in the butt, and again - I care, it is necessary ... "In" in complete culture shock or donkey - this is our "eggs competed MTS group" Silver "(the world's first team won the" Euro Vision ", third place)," Stars on everything what they "and the television and radio program. "Rebranding Defeated MTS, but on the good tradition," "finished third in the voting" Shoe "sent" silver, - explained Major. Statuette claimed three girls in school uniform, Urgant Tsekalo for the real "silver" confused. The revival of the national cinema in the "Home Kintz, or film on a stick, in an iron jar" resist, "paragraph 78" in front of "Love-Carrot", "heat" and "Wolfhound" joked about that, instead of film is better was to show the public $ 20 million spent on its production. For "Galoshes" no "paragrafistov" came out. Bald Alex Kortnev, Eugene and Alexander Stychkin F.Sklyar on plaintive melody of "batteries" made envious number "Not Kutsenko.": Another personal song kinofenomen was marked Prize in the "Hero of Our Time" was garrulous Andrey Malakhov, costs Zhanna Friske, Anastasia Zavorotnyuk and Dima Bilan. Last price was traditional for plagiarism this year, "the composer wrote songs cap or secretly" and went to Maxim Fadeev, managed to pull a tune himself (and a little Britney Spears): It is a "Song № 1" group "Silver" that uses the motif, previously used in the song "glucose." The other candidates were Anita Choi, inspire Irakli Pirtskhalava, frequenter nomination Igor Matvienko, this time I hear the song "Roots" with Lenny Kravitz, Dima Bilan, to reconsider Rob Thomas, Nikolay Baskov, the same Hnatiuk borrowed etc. (sorry that the organizers "Galoshes" is only in this artist songs, not the authors) limited. second statue fake "silver" was not given. But given all the hymn fragment U.S. sounds exact copy of the song "Khasbulatov brave." In the final, self-appointed leaders obey, wrong door ceremony, and returned to power Andrey Fomin wrote Intermedia. those days was only enough for the last song, which is a "wind of change" was: it is noteworthy that the authors not much to change the text of the original - it is already broadly in line with the mood of the liberal intelligentsia.
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