- Why does not the Crown Prince? - Often complains Valery Leontiev. - All my life, I dream of a slacker - to do nothing. Thus it can be seen, and will never come true! Leontiev, yes, a workaholic and rarely rests. But with the feeling, really carefully. And always with his wife. All other men tend to live with their wives and try to relax alone. And Leontief opposite. - Anything you do not like other people. Maybe you're an alien? - Sam's scared - I may be "seeded", Leo Abalkin anyway? Now close the program! .. While the program is not running, and the beetles continue to live in an anthill. Goes back to his wife - Lyudmila Isakovich. Double Close to name a woman Lucy. Once asked reporters: "Father name something you like?" And she said, journalists were surprised to believe, but "I have also Y., as a husband.". And did not come her opinion that Y. - It is just a code-word as a password. And as Lucy actually patronymic, nobody knows. Also her husband. - Now everyone will say that it's not your wife at all, and my sister! - No, my wife - says Leontiev, - she told me - twice woman. Generally, it is in the last three months - honey. He took a vacation and left his wife in Miami. Then came together. Why, you ask? "We have an apartment, for example, to throw the extra things, buy kettle Valera." This is what happens - 14 hours by plane from Miami to Moscow saw that the kettle run to the store? Why, in fact, is not it? It is quite normal relations in the regular Russian-American family. Pobyla Lucy. Almost a month in Russia and did not have time to go home, the man her zasobiralsya And this is where? Really for coffee? - Yes, right now, if I do not go - shrugs Leontiev - then the new year out not to pull the tour schedule and pre-recording. And now there's the velvet season - it's time to swim. Pool for guests Ah yes, buy - it is rarely achieved. Here visited the Crimea - in every city rented villa "which is still only around the pool." All his numerous train and inject all sorts of guests in this pool from morning to night. And he has not had a chance because the "small pool, not enough at all." Lucy would have been, if it were all at once thrown out of the pool - but at least kicks, will not rust for it. But he can not - because polite and do not like to offend people. That's all, and enjoy. But Lucy does not go to the Crimea. In Israel at the height of the last war went on tour with him, and not in the Crimea. Why, I wonder? "Yeah, she just was not given a visa to Ukraine" - so people know they say. And rightly so, why should a U.S. citizen Visa Ukrainian? Do you have it - the desire suspicious. And in general - nothing was thirteen years ago, at home (and Lucy comes from Ivano-Frankivsk) and bring the United States to stay on the tour. And she said (and not always the way, is well expressed): "And stay, and I do not regret it and not come back!" But she went to Sochi, and her husband is out on the boat. By impregnation with BBQ for wine and various berries - strawberries, cherries - and with the dolphins. Past are not. They sailed. Seen - some people in the water fun and tumble given a glance. And these people were really honest, they then went to the boat and all the fish kebabs, raw still gave dolphins - it was too funny, like to see these sea animals knead sturgeon. A diet of worms Lucy Valera prepared at the last holiday surprise - a trip to the islands of the Florida Keys archipelago. "We were on the island, - nostalgic Leontiev - so this is one of the few places on earth where turtles lay their eggs, and there are only a few nights a year, if they do it in the morning instead of washing, swimming,..! and it already passed and machine intelligence pyramid, go to the beach: It is not to dig, wearing a turtle "and said that he lived there, on this island," a total of 400 people, 60 houses and a supermarket, what resembles our stable Sale necessities, and even towels and slippers. "-. And throughout the year luck! I was willing to stay there forever! - With turtles ... - They also say - with turtles! This smacks of bestiality already! - Laughing Leontiev. That is, too! However, they say they both love. Otchebuchat than anything - even, although a standing place. Lucy, for example, says that "a man like pudelka how loving." Valera each recommends a diet to lose weight for women - "dig fresh worms, together because they spoil quickly, and they do not, and instead of breakfast, lunch and dinner. Save as Lucy put in the refrigerator. "Alleged marriage of their close Who knows, staring eyes: no guys own relationship to each other and they make fun Known for 33 years, ran twice, registered twice, once bred Out of collected non liked Thus fun watching!.... . now In her youth she had defended him and supported in every way possible even when working in Syktyvkar in the restaurant and the customer shouted at him.. "What are you singing? "Murka" Come on "He was excited, but it's not -. And secretly by chance that night Eater vodka punch to the ribs that say he could not, but listened carefully to do approaching what others And then, when they come from Syktyvkar fled and moved closer to the capital, is also supported when cut ether to perform if Moscow did not allow, and in America, but he supported her and offered her citizenship American He told her not to -... him though. everyone is convinced that her second marriage - a business agreement: -.. financial component to him citizenship, he told her, and here and there it's not like it was, he had already had the citizenship and still there in the. United States to prove that their marriage - not a phantom. provide various documents that the building is available and the total bill is, and show the pictures to prove that love to the grave But photos, they were just .. However, the general accounts need to fall from the ceiling fan of her life to put up with his female fans, and above all - with their number, once told a reporter. "MK-Sunday" about the fans, the Valera. lived in the attic, and be aware of all situations - pulled the blanket in the room, leaving the microphone there. And as the night he. At the ceiling, and the fans were caught red-handed and sold outside - And not in the room, and the kitchen - say the same fans who could still find a witness. - And we can not cut a rug, microphone shoved through ventilation, and then a piece of plaster fell off, and it was obvious. We started pulling technique - from sin is where it fell on everything. - I can imagine how you chased Lucy - say through laughter and tears. - No, - they say - they do not go very well, we are not afraid. We just feared Valera. Wow! He is wondering evil? - Now! - You say. And laugh. And I thought ... - I thought you were on psycho - the victim - say Leontiev. - Yes, - he says after a moment of hesitation - rather sacrifice. But! At a certain point. Then when I see that I do is ride, I can, like the bull in the rodeo, strong strong zalyagnut feet or hands. I have worked with millionaires? And they are still in Miami, I wonder, do? Yes, we know that - go shopping, guests eat. Valerie likes different products, especially blueberry jam, buy raspberry tea and then drink. A black caviar Lucy loves her husband so this delicious fish eggs attracts alone from Russia, smuggling. And it turns out, is a hobby - he is in Miami, regularly buys tickets. - It is a system - says - played, for example, nine thousand dollars. If no one wins, doubled the next Saturday as the quantity and so on. So again four workers - they have beaten themselves to buy a ticket - won $ 132 million. Well, of course, once they leave ... - And how do you win? - I question. - Twice a ruble? - Never a penny! - He said in mock exasperation. - Someone who can win at the casino, wallet found on a dollar on the beach, some chain. And I - ever! That his wife is not halyavschitsa. Be able to take money from your husband, but do not want, but on the contrary, she works - canine hairdresser. She has many clients, and everybody knows from shocks. So what? Shock - this is our way! Client comes with a dog on the street, and then a two-story house and a car in the yard is that equal the cost of the annual income for a high-paying Americans. Standing customers, goggles and did not understand - which is cut her be? And if the owner of the house, what kind of a strange quirk? What is there to understand if the house ABALKIN lions live. And for those who have not read the Strugatsky - only aliens.
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